I have threatened Zach with doing this. He says he will abandon me at the altar.Maybe you could split it down the middle?…
If I’m honeymooning in Liverpool, something has gone severely wrong with my life.
I have threatened Zach with doing this. He says he will abandon me at the altar.Maybe you could split it down the middle? Everton Blue on one side, Liverpool Red on the other, and Houston orange at the altar.
Perfect. Instead of bride’s side or groom’s side.
WAY TO GO. THAT’S GREAT. YOU’RE DOING A WONDERFUL JOB.
PAUL, I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING. YOU JUST WANT TO TOUCH MY ASS.
THAT’S PREPOSTEROUS. I’M BEING SUPPORTIVE. I’M SUPPORTING YOU IN YOUR ENDEAVORS.
ONCE AGAIN, I’M QUITE LITERALLY NOT DOING ANYTHING. THE ONLY THING YOU’RE SUPPORTING IS MY ASS.
SOMETIMES THAT IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF SUPPORT ONE NEEDS TO GET THROUGH TRYING TIMES. AS YOUR BOYFRIEND I FEEL IT’S MY DUTY-
PAUL, DON’T SAY IT.
IT’S MY DUTY-
PAUL.
IT’S MY DUTY … TO RUB THAT BOOTY.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I LET YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME.
The inside of my Valentine’s card to @gingefc. Because I am obsessed with The Wire. And we both get to be Omar.
Jason Davis has us figured out.
AKA “portrait of my boyfriend.” (And me, except for the Star Wars stuff, honestly.)
