If I only have to unfollow one person on Twitter today for saying hateful shit about Hillsborough, it’ll be a good day.
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Originally Posted By vodkaandhaterade
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I have threatened Zach with doing this. He says he will abandon me at the altar.Maybe you could split it down the middle?…
If I’m honeymooning in Liverpool, something has gone severely wrong with my life.
Originally Posted By vodkaandhaterade
I have threatened Zach with doing this. He says he will abandon me at the altar.Maybe you could split it down the middle? Everton Blue on one side, Liverpool Red on the other, and Houston orange at the altar.
Perfect. Instead of bride’s side or groom’s side.
Gchat with the ginger, rivalry edition
Me:
steven gerrard, gerrard
Me:
he's big and he's fucking hard
Me:
i did not know if you had heard
Him:
i don't even know who that is
Me:
would you like to review the highlights from tuesday and get back to me
Him:
i've blocked that out
Him:
so no
The correct answer is always to date a guy who cheers for a different team than you do, but is not a jerk. Because then you have an inexhaustible source of betting and arguing, which is extremely fun for me, and then when your teams play each other you can get really super into it and then have hot sex afterwards.
Or, um, ew, sports!
Gmail with the ginger, Carling Cup edition
Me:
also you never answered my question
Him:
which one
Me:
about how many of phil neville's medals he got with everton
Me:
i still have no answer, sir
Him:
none of course :)
Me:
so you're gloating about buying a player who was previously successful?
Him:
look, we haven't won shit since 1995, we have to cheer about something :)
Me:
i just want to lawyer you
Him:
i know
Me:
because it's fun
Him:
i'm lawyered
Alphabetized my DVDs in a fit of organization. Pleased these two ended up next to each other.
Here are the little strike force. Little and large. Like Keegan and Toshack. - @pauldalglish
Me and the ginger on our way to watch the Everton/Fulham game yesterday. I had to be a jerk and wear my Liverpool shirt.
