Well, pin a rose on your fucking nose, Magee. And your team can suck it.
i don’t want either team to win mls cup but in lieu of that i request (i’ll take just the last one if it comes down to that, THANKS) -
fist fights
angry gesticulations from kinnear
tally hall shirt removal
todd dunivant smoldering into the camera like so
alexi lalas to wear a fancy tie
phil anschutz to stop being a horrible person who is down with destroying the environment, ignoring scientific fact, and hating lgbtq people.
I co-sign all but #4. With the caveat that Houston needs to win.
Dear @MLS, there are random ladies accompanying the MLS Cup because … why?
(And the comments on the picture on Facebook are just charming. I’m so proud to be a supporter of this league.)
I realize all this stuff is pre-designed and produced way in advance of the teams being set for the MLS Cup final, but … they do realize there are two teams playing, right?
(Shallow note: that hoodie is fug.)
(Yes, I get to vote. How weird is that?)
Keeper: Tally Hall
Defenders: Andre Hainault, Todd Dunivant, Omar Gonzalez
Midfielders: Brad Davis, Brek Shea, David Beckham, Osvaldo Alonso
Forwards: Thierry Henry, Dwayne De Rosario, Sebastien Le Toux
Also, I can’t figure out some of the Comeback Player nominees. Does having a good season after a bad one count as a “comeback” now?
