Well, pin a rose on your fucking nose, Magee. And your team can suck it.
Marcus Hahnemann looks thrilled at the prospect of wearing that camo jersey. Can you blame him?
I should’ve checked “other” and written in “suicide.” (Survey is here. Go forth and screw with the results!)
Favorite Books of the Secretly Jerky, the Hairpin
God, seriously. On the Road is so horrendously bad.
No, Fancy Feast, I will not marry “us.” Kitten marriage is still illegal. And I don’t like the looks of that one anyway.
Oh, okay. As long as it’s ironic. God, I cannot stand Bill Simmons.
You create a tifo like this (description: cartoon of two women in LA and Seattle jerseys and no pants on their hands and knees, having their hair pulled by a man in a San Jose jersey and no pants, with the caption “People say it’s lonely at the top, but we sure like the…Here’s a further explanation from the Ultras.
I might be more inclined to be on their side if they would, instead of trying to point out how they were wronged, try realizing how they were wrong, that this banner was sexist and offensive, and you know, apologizing. But they keep on insisting that they are the victims of persecution without taking any personal responsibility for how their own actions may have had a part in this “spat” of theirs. Oh, and a 5-game probation? Where they can, apparently, still attend games, and still cheer? To me, that’s not overhanded at all.
Shorter Ultras: what about our right to be sexist assholes? FREE SPEECH.
Fail. Major Fail. Fail of the Highest Order.
I am very concerned about the possibility of a mandarin collar. Like. What?
