tuanthecat:

Nine Favorite Pictures of Cats Wearing Bowties

Yes. 

(Source: carsonphillips, via closetospring)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MARIOUS?

Yes, tiny baby kitten friend?

I LIKE YOUR GLASSES.

Why thank you.

CAN I HAVE GLASSES TOO?

No, tiny baby kitten friend. You have the eyesight of a compact and furry eagle. Glasses are for people who cannot see so well.

BUT ALL THE KIDS WHO SHOP AT THE URBAN OUTFITTERS DOWN THE STREET CAN SEE JUST FINE AND THEY ALL HAVE HUGE GLASSES.

We don’t associate with those people, tiny baby kitten friend. Nobody should.

CAN I AT LEAST GET A BOW TIE?

Of course. If we could somehow harness the love people have for kittens in bow ties we could solve the energy crisis.

reviewofmycat:

Cat: Napoleon Bonaparte

Owner: Chloe

Appearance: A

“This spiffy young kitten’s yellowish-green eyes are to die for! His black and golden stripes complete his intriguing appearance. The “M” on his forehead stands for masculine. And what cat isn’t complete without a bow tie!?”

Sociability: A

“Mr. Bonaparte loves being next to someone at all times and he’s constantly meowing. Showing his “dominance” over my 100lb dog is his favorite socialization.”

Usefulness: D

“He is honestly not that useful unless you want someone constantly meowing in your face.”

Huggability: C

“You can hug him until he starts scratching, which is usually around 30 seconds.”

Overall Grade: B- 

My boyfriend, and his cat. And a Velcro collar and tie. Someday our pets will kill us in our sleep.

kittenskittenskittens:

what a dapper cat indeed.

This is what @wilcothecat, Captain of Industry and member of the 1%, needs to wear.

(via closetospring)

Fashion Cats! (via the Hairpin)

fuckyeahfelines:

Manolo and his fancy new bow tie

Future captain of industry right here.

(via closetospring)

fuckyeahfelines:

This is Oliver.  He is a seven year old blue point siamese that loves life.

(via danisse)

closetospring:

fluttertree:

getoutoftherecat:

take that off cat. you cannot wear a bow tie. bow ties are for fancy dignitaries and people at weddings. you are not a dignitary or going to a wedding you are a cat. who would invite their cat to their wedding anyway?

I’d rather have a bunch of cats than most of my family, tbh. I think the level of fighting would be about the same.

 i bet a lot of the world’s problems would be solved if cats COULD be dignitaries.

Attention, @wilcothecat!

(via Larry The Downing Street Cat Is Excited For The Royal Wedding)