Repeat When Necessary
Because this keeps coming up.
You are the perfect size, shape, gender, and sexuality to cosplay that character you love.
I’m not saying you are NEARLY the perfect size, shape, gender and sexuality to play that character you love.
I am saying you are the EXACTLY CORRECT AND PERFECT size, shape, gender and sexuality to cosplay that character you love.
I know this because that character and I are friends and they TOLD me. It was at a Ben And Jerry’s, over milkshakes. They QUITE SPECIFICALLY SAID that they wished you would cosplay them because the match was so perfect.
They said naysayers can go **** themselves.
PS. Good milkshakes, B&J!